either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
