Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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