Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You surviving the open bar?
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i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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