this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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