I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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