YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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