oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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