what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Randomize
