I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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