Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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