i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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