ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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