New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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