I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
