Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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