Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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