Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
