I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
