Betty ford says i'm here all night
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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