Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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