Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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