no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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