Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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