he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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