we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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