I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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