Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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