he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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