He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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