would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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