there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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