Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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