how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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