it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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