did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
did you just send me my own nude
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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