**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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