Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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