But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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