dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize