K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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