just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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