their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just sent this text using only my big toe
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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