mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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