You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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