? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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