in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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