this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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