Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Everyone says I win the strip club
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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