I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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