Fuck appropriateness.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
