I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
