Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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